2004-04-27 - nugget
2004-02-03 - can i help you? probably not
2004-02-01 - i'm back. for better or worse
2003-09-18 - hmph
2003-09-17 - must exfoliate
2003-09-05 - congrats
2003-09-03 - hello fatty
2003-08-25 - ??????????????????????????????
2003-08-13 - hrm
2003-08-04 - here we go again
2003-08-03 - tomorrow. super.
2003-07-22 - -
2003-07-21 - miss me?? i didn't think so.
2003-07-08 - shite hole
2003-06-29 - ( . ) ( . )
2003-06-18 - i think maybe i'll pretend to be normal
2003-06-17 - have i mentioned that i don't have any money?
2003-06-16 - what do you think, lead butt?
2003-06-14 - deep dark dank hole
2003-06-09 - total pimple-spective vortex
2003-06-05 - so what's it gonna be?
2003-06-03 - cheese as medicine
2003-05-16 - keep it bottled up
2003-05-07 - life lesson
2003-04-28 - today didn't seem all that different
2003-04-24 - break out
2003-04-20 - missing that sharp thingy on the end of things
2003-04-13 - jonesin' fer some cheese
2003-04-09 - i don't know what the fuck i'm doing
2003-04-08 - 2s day
2003-03-29 - lock down the bile
2003-03-21 - out in iowa
2003-03-17 - what's that smell, america?
2003-03-13 - where is the freshness?
2003-03-07 - wretch
2003-03-02 - and so it starts all over again
2003-02-26 - make nice
2003-02-20 - * names have been changed to protect the innocent
2003-02-18 - void
2003-02-15 - this contented
2003-02-11 - read more
2003-02-10 - yet another story about urinating in public
2003-02-06 - be gone! (poof!)
2003-02-04 - strange noises
2003-02-01 - typical
2003-01-30 - yoink
2003-01-29 - i'll give you nothing
2003-01-23 - wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
2003-01-22 - slow down
2003-01-21 - round and round and round and then it's over
2003-01-16 - point full
2003-01-15 - i think i can
2003-01-14 - brrrrrrr
2003-01-13 - owie
2003-01-11 - -
2003-01-08 - what what
2003-01-03 - crank this
2002-12-22 - another wonderful year
2002-12-18 - doh
2002-12-13 - aren't chemicals our friends???
2002-12-03 - bright shiny and new
2002-12-02 - wherefore....whyfore...whofore...woefore
2002-11-26 - beat this
2002-11-20 - another wednesday fails to live up to it's potential...unless i win the lottery in an hour
2002-11-13 - maybe my problem is thinking that i have problems
2002-11-11 - scrunch
2002-11-04 - traces
2002-11-03 - regimental
2002-11-01 - wreck on
2002-10-28 - waste
2002-10-24 - i missed target. so i went
2002-10-19 - i need to clean, but i'm too intoxicated
2002-10-15 - dry cracked brittle
2002-10-11 - so what do you think? do you think there's hope?
2002-10-07 - ice cold glass of chocolate milk
2002-10-04 - liquid
2002-10-01 - thanks for nothing
2002-09-29 - weird chemicals
2002-09-29 - hidee us
2002-09-25 - i reckon i've been stupid
2002-09-23 - fine 'n dandy
2002-09-21 - point less
2002-09-18 - groan
2002-09-17 - pecunia
2002-09-16 - joe monday
2002-09-15 - wasted entry
2002-09-13 - fut ill it tea
2002-09-11 - swirl lee
2002-09-09 - monday, yet again
2002-09-08 - gonna be a long week
2002-09-07 - and then what happens?
2002-09-05 - i wish someone would give me a shot
2002-09-03 - damage control
2002-08-30 - pick a side
2002-08-29 - someone, please help me
2002-08-28 - out at night
2002-08-27 - straight
2002-08-26 - more moribidity
2002-08-25 - de hydra ted
2002-08-24 - here endeth the remission
2002-08-23 - pile-o-fat
2002-08-21 - face....exploding
2002-08-19 - yawn
2002-08-14 - placement
2002-08-13 - so where was i?
2002-08-12 - compulsive journaling
2002-08-09 - another pointless day draws to a close
2002-08-07 - eyeballs rolling
2002-08-04 - here beginneth the shit week
2002-08-01 - lipstick and collar bones
2002-07-25 - -
2002-07-23 - six times eight
2002-07-21 - think i should stop
2002-07-17 - don't try to get away
2002-07-15 - swooooooooooooooooon
2002-07-13 - sure
2002-07-10 - regression-neither good nor bad
2002-07-10 - wednesday fails to live up to it's potential
2002-07-07 - why am i such a first class grade a moron???
2002-06-24 - yucky nasty
2002-06-17 - i am sooooooooo DONE
2002-06-11 - -
2002-06-08 - x
2002-06-06 - weak
2002-06-03 - hollow
2002-05-26 - pain. varied and subtle
2002-05-20 - (sigh)
2002-05-14 - i really am a great person. really
2002-05-13 - posturing
2002-05-09 - in a word...."leisure"
2002-05-07 - enjoy...
2002-05-02 - unpleasant sounds
2002-05-01 - got that covered
2002-04-30 - keep your eyes on the road.
2002-04-27 - definitely going to medicate
2002-04-26 - urges
2002-04-25 - looks like a duck
2002-04-24 - honestly
2002-04-21 - yeah, so....not much going on
2002-04-21 - super star destroyer
2002-04-19 - ? thinks of me
2002-04-18 - deep dark ddry well
2002-04-17 - why does it have to be so god damn hot
2002-04-12 - corked
2002-04-08 - honest
2002-04-01 - water
2002-03-28 - figures
2002-03-26 - atmosphere
2002-03-21 - con temp lat ion
2002-03-19 - well well unwell well
2002-03-15 - good times
2002-03-11 - yippee
2002-03-07 - i continue to soak
2002-03-06 - lack therein
2002-03-05 - sure you do
2002-03-01 - ...
2002-02-25 - hole
2002-02-24 - fucking monday mofo
2002-02-21 - sorry my life is so boring
2002-02-18 - that's right. she's a fucking freak
2002-02-12 - i'm talkin' 'bout tuesday
2002-02-12 - di sa s ter pre pa red ne ss
2002-02-09 - trans....MUTE!
2002-02-08 - ow
2002-02-02 - hope? whatever
2002-01-31 - something stupid
2002-01-29 - nice day for it
2002-01-27 - what is wrong with me?
2002-01-23 - waiting for the night boat
2002-01-21 - stupid agitator
2002-01-17 - void
2002-01-16 - chronic
2002-01-15 - don't let people ruin good meals
2002-01-13 - current scones
2002-01-09 - lucky or unlucky
2002-01-08 - pancakes
2002-01-06 - hard job o'work
2001-12-26 - slip her rip her off her
2001-12-25 - yoink
2001-12-23 - mmmm....lucious...
2001-12-20 - through the time portal
2001-12-17 - um...maybe?
2001-12-16 - my puffs didn't puff and therefore were not creamed
2001-12-13 - need hole for head
2001-12-13 - what, pray, is the point of all this?
2001-12-11 - thinks he's got me pegged
2001-12-11 - wait wait wait talk wait talk wait wait poke wait wait stick wait wait stick wait wait wait wait wait
2001-12-08 - snotblock
2001-12-06 - my face hurts
2001-12-04 - blockage
2001-12-03 - beware
2001-11-29 - let's get this party started
2001-11-28 - what did i do now
2001-11-27 - nose knows evil
2001-11-25 - um....YES
2001-11-24 - nah, nothing like that
2001-11-21 - sleepy time
2001-11-20 - boy with green eyes
2001-11-19 - leaky mattress
2001-11-18 - go ahead, be miserable.
2001-11-17 - control of the freak
2001-11-15 - eyeballs throbbing
2001-11-13 - a boy and his nose
2001-11-12 - there you have it
2001-11-11 - sweepy sunday
2001-11-10 - pile-o-crap
2001-11-09 - you take the good, you take the bad...
2001-11-08 - tricky
2001-11-06 - welcome to the 20th century
2001-11-05 - frus trate dead
2001-11-04 - olive juice
2001-11-03 - dying of boredom
2001-11-02 - it's not easy being green
2001-11-01 - bloaty mcbloat
2001-10-31 - beam me up, snotty.
2001-10-30 - i got a rock
2001-10-29 - fat girl
2001-10-28 - more dread
2001-10-26 - tents tents and more tense
2001-10-24 - tainted? me? nah....
2001-10-22 - floss
2001-10-21 - can't contain it
2001-10-20 - my wool sweater smells like flat top
2001-10-19 - strawberry desperately seeking c gives you rank breath
2001-10-18 - point rock and a pointy hard place
2001-10-18 - not my penis. don't care.
2001-10-17 - another day gotten through
2001-10-16 - why sex?
2001-10-15 - looked up "consternation"
2001-10-14 - must...spin...teacup...
2001-10-11 - you may die! find out how, tonight at 11!!
2001-10-10 - today is
2001-10-09 - go away tuesday, ok? just leave.
2001-10-09 - Ah. Tuesday. We meet again.
2001-10-07 - asked and answered
2001-10-06 - no body loves me
2001-10-05 - sore-ry
2001-10-04 - must i keep repeating myself?
2001-10-03 - the answer
2001-10-02 - guts...twisting...
2001-09-30 - cold tense
2001-09-29 - morning bell
2001-09-28 - my feet are cold
2001-09-27 - difference
2001-09-26 - need some minty freshness in my life
2001-09-25 - yes? no? maybe?
2001-09-24 - i don't understand. i thought i was speaking english
2001-09-24 - ...oh look, a funnel cloud...
2001-09-23 - exfoliate my soul
2001-09-22 - "...he's already in me..."
2001-09-21 - worried, worried, worried, worried, worried and worried some more
2001-09-20 - life as we know it
2001-09-19 - at least it's not monday
2001-09-18 - atrophy
2001-09-17 - TGIM
2001-09-16 - need to be better
2001-09-15 - thank you, moon doggie.
2001-09-14 - love it or leave it
2001-09-13 - spend, SPEND!!!!
2001-09-12 - okay then
2001-09-11 - .
2001-09-10 - jiminey cricket! it's mondaaaaaaay...
2001-09-09 - death star or super star destroyer?
2001-09-08 - feeeeeelllllings.....whoa whoa whoa...
2001-09-07 - well looky here
2001-09-05 - soon i shall be openly contemptuous
2001-09-04 - so what's it going to be? even or odd?
2001-08-31 - put this in a monday sort of context
2001-08-30 - ever more prone to ramble on and on and on.
2001-08-29 - as of tomorrow, these titles will be much more interesting
2001-08-29 - "chichi bastards can suck it"...or..."it's no longer enough just to say 'i hate people' "
Monday, Aug. 27, 2001 - if had a nickel for every rotten monday...
Sunday, Aug. 26, 2001 - waste product
Sunday, Aug. 26, 2001 - stick a fork in me
Friday, Aug. 24, 2001 - ack
Thursday, Aug. 23, 2001 - 'flicted
2001-08-22 - a little validation
2001-08-21 - company, i love you!
2001-08-20 - not guts to spill
2001-08-19 - weird pain
2001-08-19 - disgusted
2001-08-19 - very first description starting with "v"
2001-08-17 - just delightful
2001-08-16 - time to clean
2001-08-16 - no hope
2001-08-14 - pit
2001-08-13 - monday up my ass
2001-08-13 - much needed venting from someone who absolutely LOATHES her crappy ass job
2001-08-12 - head.hurts.bad.
2001-08-11 - not leaving the house tomorrow.
2001-08-10 - crap hound
2001-08-09 - itch
2001-08-08 - what's it going to take?
2001-08-07 - ample
2001-08-06 - stinky smelly steamy monday
2001-08-05 - another boring entry
2001-08-04 - born of frustration
2001-08-03 - sick in infatuation
2001-08-02 - shitfire for real
2001-08-01 - holy shit, it's august already
2001-07-31 - waiting for what?
2001-07-30 - ma ma mo mo mon mon monday
2001-07-29 - phew! that was close!
2001-07-28 - lord have mercy
2001-07-27 - what a great neighborhood.
2001-07-26 - plop plop fizz fizz
2001-07-25 - let's pretend
2001-07-24 - i am a freak, aren't i?
2001-07-23 - nothing
2001-07-22 - relapse
2001-07-21 - at least he's moving.
2001-07-21 - ba ord
2001-07-20 - elo
2001-07-19 - stay mad
2001-07-18 - i should really just go straight to bed
2001-07-17 - this entry apologizes to the rest of the entries.
2001-07-16 - monday's evil genius
2001-07-15 - why do i bother...
2001-07-13 - flip up day
2001-07-12 - one divine hammer
2001-07-11 - how do you spell relief?
2001-07-10 - a short description of this entry
2001-07-10 - ahhhh ahhhh
2001-07-09 - monday-what's next?
2001-07-08 - fuck you and your pity party
2001-07-05 - so tahrd
2001-07-04 - just the beginning
2001-07-02 - monday-there's no other way
2001-07-01 - retro
2001-06-29 - i sincerely do not want to work tomorrow
2001-06-27 - exasperated
2001-06-25 - call me paranoid
2001-06-24 - i rock. steady.
2001-06-22 - joints hurt
2001-06-21 - yikes
2001-06-20 - the big lie
2001-06-18 - need new job bad bad bad
2001-06-18 - need new job bad bad bad
2001-06-17 - sehr mude
2001-06-13 - shitfire
2001-06-12 - AND it only gets worse until the end of the week
2001-06-10 - um....no.
2001-06-08 - sleep? i don't need no stinkin sleep
2001-06-05 - no, really. i will
2001-06-04 - live and learn
2001-05-08 - i went on vacation
2001-05-08 - last day, last long boring entry
2001-05-03 - dear old glasgow town
2001-05-02 - the longest day
2001-05-02 - wake up and smell the monday
2001-04-30 - liquid lunch
2001-04-30 - on the third day...
2001-04-29 - day number two
2001-04-29 - arrival
2001-04-27 - Return of The Dork
2001-02-06 - my weekend
2001-02-06 - NY 3
2001-02-06 - NY 2
2001-02-05 - NY 1