2001-11-21

last night i dreamed that the world exploded. this was after i'd decided to move to california and ended up living in a hotel room out of which i sold harry potter shoes. i was told that i smelled bad by this guy i was friends with when i was five. so just as i was about to get in the shower i heard a loud boom. looked out the window and saw an explosion so bright the sky turned black around it. then the ground opened up and fire shot out of it. lots of flaming debris everywhere. oh, did i mention the part with the sex? sorry. yes, there was sex as well. but obviously that wasn't the most important part.

here i am and work. here i am bored at work. here i am packing up and leaving for the day...bye.

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