2003-05-07

i've been staying in. yep. just me and my sweeps.

and my fat ass. yep.

skim milk.

whole wheat pasta. (shudder)

i'll be damned if i give up my cheese. fuck that.

so that boy that i used to be in love with (fingers crossed) has twice suggested that i visit for his birthday. i've had to explain twice why i can't.

but not why i won't. that's because i refuse to be all like 'oh, he must miss me. i'd better jump on a plane and spend hundreds of dollars'.

did i mention that i'm looking for a highly offensive shirt? one that will just say to that bastard "that girl is offensive to me, why do i keep trying to get her to like me?" and if i'm lucky, it will say to some wonderful man "that girl is the girl for me, potentially". the top runners are shirts that say "evil doer", "liberal", "thought criminal". oh "democratic slut" was good, too.

i went out so much last week. that's why i haven't written. i've either been out or recovering from going out. tsk tsk. it was a bit much. ok, it was way too much. i'm saving it up for this weekend.

i also saw x-men. i enjoyed it quite a bit. indeed. even in the theater packed with all those annoying people. i also saw the no. 2 movie over the weekend, "lizzie maguire". that's a kid's show on the disney channel. lara watches it constantly. i never watch it, which is why i can't spell it. i went with her expecting it to suck completely, but i enjoyed it. i think a lot of it had to do with the fact that we were the only adults in there who weren't escorting a group of little girls. at one point lizzie kisses her dorky best friend gordo on the the cheek. one little girl in the theater could not contain her disgust and let out this really loud "ewwwwww". it was so sincere. she was so genuinely appauled. i laughed so hard at that. i was crying. ask lara, she'll tell you. then at the end she kissed him on the mouth (after he saves her ass--again) and the whole theater errupted with more "ew's" and "gross!". it'll be 20 years before any of them realize that it's the geeks that grow to be the best guys.

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